I've not been making enough from shows to cover the bills so had to
borrow Mascha's computer and take a job from my former life, writing
the Philips newsletter. (It goes out to over two million customers, so
I'll try to slip in my website discreetly in the text. I'm sure they
won't notice.) It's really selling my soul though, and for a preacher
of the renunciate lifestyle such as myself to promote consumerism is
very hypocrytical, but at the moment I really need the money. Please
buy albums and save me from sin.