I've come to Johnson City a day early to try my promotion idea. I did
a 'commercial' between the two acts, playing one song and handing out
flyers, but by the way they were going I think most will be too
hungover.

There are some real characters. This guy Benjamin drives 18 wheelers
for days straight, while surfing the internet on his laptop (it's
easier at night because you can drive in the middle and follow the
white line). The companies sacked the experienced older drivers and
hire young guys like him for cheaper.