The odd couple

I had Steini (or Stoney as they called him) on stage last night,
translating everything I said into German. It got funnier and funnier
for me. If only I'd thought of it in Quebec it would have been
perfect. Two languages they didn't understand.

We're turning into the odd couple, Steini only eats burgers, fries and
sweets. I went to bed after the show and he went out to the casino.
I've given up on them after losing another $100. I'll stick to pool.